To put this into perspective, I...

To put this into perspective, I was on a trip to No. Cal., and added a night in Oregon mostly because of this wonderful phenomenon in Oregon of having full nude clubs with a full bar. Why on Earth is it that we cannot have this in California? What, exactly, do they think they're protecting us from? If I see a pussy while I have a beer in my hand I'm going to become an uncontrollable sex fiend? So...I make a side trip into Oregon, where I know I can have both the booze and the cooz. The Office in Medford seems to be the closest option to the border, so I go for that, knowing that I'll be driving 300 or so miles to go home the next day.

The thing about the Office is, even though you do get nudes on stage while you're drinking your drink, it's just boring. I thought that maybe it was just the mood I was in...all the driving, etc... but no, the place is kind of dull. It has all the typical features...strobe lights, the bar, a couple of stages with poles (only one in use on Sunday evening), some tables in a dark area off to the side, some video poker machines, some kinda "VIP" room, and a DJ who went to the same Gentleman's Club DJ school that I'm sure they all attend. Nothing unusual...that's ok. The price and quality of the drinks was so-so. The looks and skills of the dancers were, for the most part, so-so. There was a little bit of ok pole work, but mostly it was unexciting. The lighting was horrible, so it was hard to see much on stage.

I bought a lap dance from "Candy"...that was very nice...she was good-looking and very sweet. I think she gave me what I paid for ($15 per dance on Sunday)...there was no ass or any other contact on my crotch, and no touching on my part. She used me as a jungle gym, which was fun, but all in all not the sexiest lap dance I've had.