Meh

So in town on business and the club wasn't too far from the hotel. I wasn't expecting much on a Sunday night but gave it a shot anyhow. The place was dead, 2 or 3 customers and 5 or 6 dancers (4 black, 2 white). Sat down and within two seconds got the "Hi, I'm so and so, what's your name, you wanna do a dance?". Come on, you seen I literally just walked in the door. Gave her the standard "Maybe later" and poof she was gone. Sat through a few stage dances.

They use an automated DJ that literally says the same thing for every dance. The girls do sets of two. The first song they spend about have the song getting to the stage. Halfway through the second song they might start taking clothes off. When they finish they make a beeline to every customer with the "Hi, I'm some name you won't remember. You want to do a dance?". Between the automated DJ and the constant hounding for dances the place started getting old fast.

The girls were all attractive, with none of them being in the why on earth are you a stripper class. Although, I wouldn't really call any of the ones I seen a knockout. They all seemed like capable dancers but weren't putting a lot of effort in. To be fair there was nobody there to tip so I can't really complain too much.