Underwhelming

Visited on a Sunday, mid-afternoon. No cover. Only two dancers, Lorelei, a pigeon-toed butter face with a semi-spinner body and Farah, below average to average body who's claim to fame is balancing lit matches on her pencil-eraser nipples. The few customers they had while I was there were entering and soon leaving due to the lack of talent.

The club is small and run down, divided into two sections, about one-third of the total area is a bar, the other two-thirds set up with three stages. Each stage is odd, shaped like a hexagon, no center pole but with six short poles on the perimeter of the stage that the strippers can attempt to use but really can't do any good moves on. The lighting and sound system was adequate but not noteworthy.

There's a small smoking area to the rear of the bar outside that features one long wooden bench.