Booze and Boobs

Made a trip to the North Beach area with a friend a few weeks ago and ended up spending a good amount of time at the Condor. We started at Centerfolds since they offered free admission at the time but only stayed about 15 minutes due to the quality of the dancers. Walked down broadway in search of a spot with the playoff game on and settled on Condor. Had a (relatively pricey) drink and good conversation with a Portuguese dancer who seemed chill and game for something naughty but it was still too early for that stuff so my friend and I took a break to grab din.

Upon returning a couple hours later, the place was considerably more packed. We grabbed the last open table left on the stage side of the venue and settled in. I was quickly approached by the same dancer I chatted up earlier but instantly noticed she was a lot more sweaty than before with a bit of body odor. That always turns me off so I decline the offer for a private dance and passed her off to my friend who was happy to take her upstairs. Another hispanic dancer approached me and enticed me to try a private dance. I bit and decided on a 3 for $100 dance but was disappointed when she spent most of the time upselling to an even pricier dance. When I got back to the table, there were 2 girls waiting there with my friend and one of them immediately took a "liking" to me.

She looked half african american and half asian and was trying to get naughty at the table. I took that as a good sign and went for another $100 dance, which was definitely better than the last one but still felt like the dancer was holding back in hopes of getting me to go upstairs. I decided that next time I would do the cheaper dances or just go upstairs instead of wasting my time with these $100 dances. Ended the night drinking and eating at the table. Pretty good spot to drink, eat, watch games and see beautiful ladies. The girls are good quality relative to most other SF clubs and I'm sure good fun can be had upstairs.