Blondies is a Dive

Went to the club during a late lunch. To be fair, this club was just starting to get going. 3 girls were working. No cover.

One black girl immediately gave me the Washington Park handshake and asked me how much I was looking to spend that day. How do I answer that? "Several thousand, actually baby but I heard I could VIP with you for less than $150!"

No, I didn't actually say that because I didn't want her to throat punch me with a stiletto, but it was awkward and set a bad tone. Negotiations went south from there and there was no point in staying, even though a nicer looking girl appeared to be dancing on the stage behind her.