Slow Saturday

Goldclub Centerfolds is the largest, most popular strip club in Sacramento. It is visible off the highway, but is tucked away next to a boat store when viewed from the street. There is plenty of parking and I have never had trouble finding a spot even on really busy nights. This was not one of those busy nights.

When you enter the club you can glance over to the left and see a large chalkboard with all the names of the dancers on shift written down on it. A useful tool if you want to quickly figure out if your favorite is working that day. The day I went in there was only a handful of dancers working, mainly comprised of white women varying from a couple of slim cuties to a couple of heavier set women. There was only a couple of customers and I was by far the youngest of the bunch, which may not be saying too much. The atmosphere was definitely low-key, and the music was kept at a relatively moderate level, which is a plus.

After paying the cover fee of $20.00 I was immediately approached by a larger, curvier blonde woman. While her body was not to my preference, she did have a very pretty face and big, blue eyes. I decided to take her offer for a couple of dances and we went to the VIP area in the back which is comprised mainly of booths placed side by side in rows. There is not too much privacy, but the booths are large and comfortable. The dancer offered pretty good mileage for the price ($20.00 per dance) and was friendly and enthusiastic. Unfortunately, she had very large, and very fake implants which are a personal turn-off. Still, I did not feel like the money I spent was wasted, even though I would have preferred a slimmer, more toned dancer.