Pony Too
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8700 Highway 72 W Madison, AL 35758

OMG worst experience I have ever had.

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Scuba_DM
Jun 4, 2017, 3:23 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

So I went to Huntsville on a Saturday... never been on a Saturday and never again will I go on a Saturday. I'm an evening customer not an really late night guy' I live out of town so I drive the two hours have some fun and go home. Not goign to try a Saturday any more and I may stay out of Jimmy's forever.

I get there rather early around 7pm or so. It's DARK a LOT darker than the other times I'd been. I wonder to myself if it's because the girls are not great. I was right they weren't great they weren't even close to great there were only 3 girls and none of them were about a 3. Well unless you count the bartender and I'd rate her a 6.

Anyway to what makes this my worst experience. So I had ordered a beer and I'd already decided I was going to leave at that point. I was drinking my beer, normally I'd sip it... this time I was gulping it so I could leave. Anyway, so I am drinking my beer when this dancer comes and sits next to be and starts scratching my back and rubbing the inside of my leg... your typical really aggressive dancer. So I turn to look at her and she's above average age for a dancer, not a show stopper typically. But something hits me that I haven't had hit me in a club in a very long time. This lady has no concept of hygiene. I don't know if she's been with a few guy's that day or what but the smell was awful. It was so bad that I really almost gagged right there at the bar. I had to stop breathing through my nose it was so bad. Thankfully she was called up on stage. I gulped the last of my beer said goodbye to the bartender and high tailed it out of there.

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