Lives up to its reputation

After dropping a few hundred dollars at strip clubs for lap dances in the states, I got up the nerve to try Tijuana. Hong Kong has almost exclusively beautiful, well-built women who will have sex with you for the price of a couple lap dances on the other side of the border.

The club is as clean and classy as the best clubs in L.A. I went on Saturday night and it was packed - all three floors. The women are friendly, but not pushy. In fact, if you are a shy wallflower, you may find yourself alone the entire night. So pick out someone that turns you on and approach her. You will get a friendly smile and an invitation to go upstairs.

Be ready to negotiate. They usually ask for $80; I offer $60 and either get an "ok" or a compromise at $70. Unless you must have a woman who won't negotiate, move on. They won't take it personally; it's all business to them.