So, I typically go to the...

So, I typically go to the major Fulton Co. SCs once or twice per year. Not only do Fulton Co. SC’ are generally low mileage, but they can be the most expensive. Onyx has fallen off in recent years. I would attribute the drop off due to the rise of Follies and V Live being the NEW make it rain SC in town. So, what motivated me to come to this spot on a Friday Night for the first time in a while? Well, this IG chick I follow on Instagram birthday was on 5/19.

Kitty was her name and she had a fat ole monster tail. I been wanting to see it in person, so I decided now would be a good time to see it. See what it feels like. Was it a typical big hard fake ass or STAY PLUSH soft real ass. Well, the short answer is I never found out, but I’ll get back to that later. I arrived at the club, around midnight and park at one of the businesses in front. Parking was only $10 which is a bargain as I remember on some nights it would be as high as $30 or $40 to park. Just more evidence of Onyx’s decline. After being molested twice by security at the door, I paid my $20 cover. Again, another bargain because I’ve been here where cover been as much as a bill ($100 my straight hair friends). More evidence of Onyx’s decline.So since it was Kitty’s birthday set, it was moderately packed. Yes, I said moderately. I’ve been in Onyx where you could barely move. Even more evidence of Onyx’s decline. Despite this, there were some bad ass hoez there.

But, I have notice on my last couple of visits to this MAKE IT RAIN club, that there are increasingly more pedestrian chicks. “Pedestrian” meaning chicks that have some cellulite, less than perfect tits, less than perfect faces. So typical Fulton Co. strip club as I walked around the club, a lot of “air dancing”. I just can’t stand that shit. I will stop a chick after a few songs if she don’t dance on the D. After about an hour, I dance the huge tit dark skin chick named “NUBIA”. She was so freakin fine. She escorted me on to the couches behind the bar and gave me low to moderate mileage dance. She sat on my lap for about 15 seconds at a time and routinely got up. Her tits were so perfect and round. Not much in the ass department, but face and tits made up for it.