Great time

I was torn between this place and Mons Venus. I'm glad I chose this place because I hear Mons Venus has no private rooms and lap dances are out in the open. No thanks.

No alcohol but you have to be a drink so I got a $7 bottle of water. Whatever. Immediately what ended up being the hottest stripper in the place came up to me and asked for a dance. Ended up being the best lapdance I ever got in my life. She squirted on my shirt which could be problematic because the fluorescent lighting highlights that!

Nevertheless I'm a fiend so I still went for dances with 2 other girls. One was covered with tats and nice but no friction at all in the dance. 3rd girl was decent, I went in the spaceship with her which was around $200. She seemed upset that I asked for the spaceship when she was pushing the more expensive ($400) champagne room. She promised me a "happy ending" in the champagne but I was determined to go to space. She didn't really vary her dance moves. Just sat in my lap not facing me and grinded away until blast off, so I can't complain. Will definitely be coming here again