I would have given this this...

I would have given this this place a 0, but because I wasn't mugged in the parking lot I gave it a 1. This is the worst strip club that I have ever been in in my life - no contest. First, the laps are $30 each, or 3 for $65 (+tip) and the girls are 3's max. If you are ever in Buffalo PLEASE drive the extra 30 mins and go to Canada. The clubs in Niagra are awsome. Do not even waste the $7 cover on this place (who the sets a $7 cover?). This place is near the airport so I bet it gets a lot of visitors, but it's small and cheezy and the girls are really horrible. I mean crack whore bad. I could pick up better looking women in the laundramat.

So I go in for the first time last night - I figure I paid the $7 cover so I'll try a lap dance. This nasty chick proceeds to bounce up and down on my lap like I'm some kind of jungle gym - she damn near breaks my balls! Then after dancing like 10 secs she goes "Are you gonna give me a tip???" GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. You won't beleve this - after the dance (the worst I've ever had) she says to me "Am I doing this right?" I look in her eyes and she's high on something and it ain't life. I tell her "No actually you suck at this so how are you at blow jobs?" She didn't laugh. I ask her "How long have you been dancing?" She says a month. Fucking priceless.