Palms Gentlemens Club
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2540 N Palm Dr Signal Hill, CA 90755

Making something out of nothing (or little)

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P19
May 23, 2017, 7:20 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

I like going to the Palms every now and then the past few years because whatever I get there, I have to work for it and hope for some luck. I feel like I have been engaged, in other words. Plus I have had some strange experiences there.

For some reason, maybe I come off unremarkable, or poor, or not fun, or because I am not a regular, the dancers don't give a shit about me for a good amount of time. Depending on how busy they are, one or two might hit me up for a dance, but it usually takes a while. I just sit there drinking my beers wondering how long it takes for at least one of these girls to realize I have serious cash to burn, but I just laugh as I realize they could not give a shit. Can a regular please explain this phenomenon to me?

Also, this is not 4Play when it comes to dancer hotness. I have never seen anyone here that, in my eyes, is hotter than a 7, if that. There are all kinds of looks and body types with a definite emphasis on the big booty types. Mostly Latinas and African Americans, every now and then a random Caucasian. I can't remember any Asian girls, but if there were, they must have not been very memorable. I like the randomness of the girl quality here because if I see a decent one, it is pretty exciting, ha ha.

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