Beware Selena - the Upsell Queen

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, NY

There's no illuminated sign so you may drive past this place. $10 cover and no drink requirement. Small stage in the center of the club and there were some less than desirable options. One chick…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, CT

Bridgeport is a sore on the ass of Connecticut and this place blends in nicely. Was passing through and needed a rest. No cover and it's byob. Girls take everything off and aren't shy...cute little…

Hot Laps Sports Bar

Louisville, OH

I was in Canton for work and it's a rather small city and it gets really country, really quick. About 5 minutes from the city limit, I get a waft of horse shit...lesson 1 -…

I visited the Sunset Strip on a Thursday evening a while back. Spent some time at the bar with prospective dates. Had a quick dance with a cute blonde, but I just wasn't feeling it…

Went after 2 am I couldn't meet up with someone I wanted to so I thought why not? So went in and the club has a middle stage as soon as I walked in I…

First visit in quite some time - maybe close to a year if not a little more. There's only one reason to visit this club, and that's the high mileage available from the dancers.…

Rolled through around 6. Look, a lot of people give PI crap but honestly they are comparing her to other markets - for where we are PI is pretty damn good. Had 3 dancers when…