Surprise surprise. Yes this is still...

Surprise surprise. Yes this is still my fave club but admittedly the last few times I was there the times I had were subpar. Perhaps I am juss an easy mark as I have a habit of going to the same gals every time. I tried a coupla newbies out but neither of them provided a memorable experience, or even a remotely positive one. I then moved onto a woman whom I had spent time with previously, Giovanna who while she may not be for everyone (a full-figured gal) has the greatest set of hands and a willingness to use them. I was left absolutely breathless by her after a few sets in the VIP. As someone into sensuality alot more than sexuality she hit a HR with me that night. My hands roamed, her hands roamed and it was a night I won't soon forget so much so I had to go by the next day

This is where the story turns. I had juss come from another club and Cheetahs was pretty crowded on a Thu night. I see G again and decide to wait to have some fun with her because it's early and I wanna spend some $$$ elsewhere first. I see a girl I hadn't seen for a few months since she got into a car accident and we sit and chat. Her HOT friend approaches like a house of fire cussing and running another dancer down, talking bout how Cheetahs is ghetto and she needs to get out of there. Talks about going to Seamless but stciks around. The girl is a firebrand and I can't take my eyes off of her. I offer to buy drinks and she gets shots TWICE which set me back about $22 (first lesson learned). I decide to throw caution to the wind and take them both to VIP. This is where my inability to get nasty really plays against me as since neither girl is into lesbianism and since I have a hard time grabbing and fondling like mad the girls took turns dancing one at a time while I got to do some grabbing it juss didn't seem like they were as into it as I had wanted them to be. At best they were fair and for $200 (plus $20 tip for bouncer) I was hoping for a blowaway experience. You live you learn. The blond was still so freaking hot. (I don't wanna use her name because she will prolly still dance there occasionally)

I come out of VIP and find Giovanna whom I take back into VIP. I tell her there is almost no way possible she'll top her previous night and damn if it didn't turn into a self-fulfilling prophecy, she was slightly better than average (I did dump a pretty heavy story on her which may have tempered her enthusiasm), the songs played seemed to end quick and there was STILL too much freaking hip-hop (with the previous dancer's rant that the place was too ghetto still ringing in my ears). Naturally when the set ends the best song to play the entire night came on the full length version of The Smiths 'How Soon is Now' which was fitting since I frequently think of that song when it comes to a certain stripper. (anyone who has seen Closer knows what I am talking about)

The next week I go back but Giovanna isn't working and there is really no one there that interested me. The music was mediocre save for a feature dancer by the name of Tiara who consistently dances to the best songs in the club. Friday night I go back and the place is a freaking zoo. No seats anywhere and every stage is doubled up with girls. Since I like to scope things out I last about 10 minutes, get absolutely blown off by the DJ and Giovanna (who was at the end of her shift) and leave almsot immediately. Not only that but I got to witness a hustle from a girl who tried to charge a guy $50 for two dances instead of $40. I am sure this club will rebound and I'll give it multiple chances to do so. There were tons of people around me that looked like they were having a great time so as always YMMV.