Chill Night

I was driving in from a business trip in Santa Fe. Six hour drive can put some strain on you. My plan was to stop for the night in El Paso. Needing some relaxation I decided I should hit up a strip joint. I'm all about the nude clubs, so I began my search. El Paso has quite a few, but I came across this particular one, and after checking out what it was all about, I decided to give it a try. It is a nude club that gives you the privacy of a one on one session. Meaning there is no central dance stage, there is no roll call for the next dancer. You come in, you pay for the dance, and you get a 30 minute private show. It was exactly the perfect combination of what I was looking for. I just wanted some soft skin to relieve my stress.

The club is away from the hustle and bustle. Actually if you aren't careful you can drive right by it and not realize that you did, particularly because the signage seems to indicate a different joint. It's not until you pull into the driveway that you see the place. It's a really small place. It looks more like a house that was converted to a strip club. Nice and quaint. There are only two doors... you come in one (that's what she said) and after your session, exit out the other. I walked in and was greeted by the receptionist at the window. There are two doors in the small entrance. One is for the bathroom, and the other leads into the main area. She briefly explained how it works and gave me my three dance options. All sessions are 30 minutes. The difference tiers arise in the amount of clothing the dancers keep on. $60 is for lingerie, $100 for topless, $150 for full nude. Personally I think $150 is a pretty penny for thirty minutes. So I chose the $60 option just to see how I liked it. I was let in to an area closed off by curtains and your usual Black light set up. Two couches on either side, and mirrors all around.

I was under the impression that I get to choose my dancer, but honestly I don't think there was more than one dancer there. I take my seat and a few minutes later I am greeted by a lovely dancer named Iris. Really pretty smile, soft skin, and relatively shapely. Not Rihanna curvy... but curvy all the same. Really nice titties. Soft skin. Wide hips, but no phat ass. Did her brief introduction and started dancing. It was probably the quickest half hour ever. Her dancing was so so. I'm an African American dude so having had a lap dance from a black stripper, I've been spoiled. She seemed too stiff, not relaxed enough. Almost like she was just trying to get it over with. She was a sweet woman, looked like she was in her thirties. I chatted her up, and eventually was able to loosen her up a bit by massaging her back as she danced. You're allowed to touch and feel, but if you try and feel her nipples or secret garden, she moves your hand. Before I knew the timer dinged and the session was over.