Rick's Tally Ho is really Tally...

Rick's Tally Ho is really Tally Bore. The setting was very cramped and the women seemed not interested in coming around the tables. My counterpart and I pulled into the parking lot around 7pm and first thing we noticed were all the cars parked in the vicinity of the club. We walked in to a crowd of 6 people. There were two strippers that I took interest in right away, but the rest could have walked right up to me and offer a free dance and I would have to turn them down. The stage is very small, but made it easier to get closer to the stripper that was performing. There are tables throughout the area, but be warned like we were when we walked in that if we sat at the tables closest to the stage, we were expected to tip the stripper each dance. One of the strippers that I was working on was performing on stage so I began to feed $ bills to her throughout her set. I sent a good amount of money, but was blown off after she got off the stage to sit with someone else who came up once during her dance to tip her. During this time, all of the other strippers were gathered by the bar until they were called on stage. As you can tell by reading this, I really can't write anything else because we walked out after only 1 1/2 hours and we drove 2 hours just to get there.