Spoiled

The heavy cover may seem steep at first, but once inside you'll understand why. Getting inside this building is the hard part. This is downtown Miami, so security is fairly tight, expect a vigorous pat down, handing over the cover at the counter and being stamped for drinks. No-nonsense. They're professional about it, but it almost feels like getting a lecture from a parent before you're allowed to go play outside. That said, it's a 24/7 club, so it's not going anywhere. Once inside, it's difficult to stand still for more than a few seconds without being approached by the talent. These people want your business and they're not afraid to come take it if need be.

Good music, lots of well-known talent. Awesome sound system. The layout is divided into a bar area with a small stage, then a lower floor pit containing booths, the stage and the round table. The bar is fun, and you'll definitely get to see and interact with the talent there, but the real fun is in the pit.

The talent is super friendly--two dancers chatted with me while in the cash line. The number of entertainers on staff any given night seems to match the guest count, which is great. No one is fighting for attention, everyone gets a decent shot at a private dance. Sometimes they're a bit aggressive, so if you want to go your own speed, the round table and some other stages are dispersed throughout. Point being: you'll have plenty to look at even if you're just grabbing a drink. The round table is awesome and the performances change every few minutes, so if you're not interested in one, just get cozy for a bit and they change promptly. Be generous and you'll get the most attention.