Playground of the Godesses

If you haven't been here before, stop reading this review and figure out how to get to Tijuana from wherever you're staying! This is the ultimate stripper/hooker destination in the Americas.

Where do I start!!? Let me just list a few things that might help people who have never been here:

- Park at Border Station Parking in San Ysidro. You'll find people dissing it on Yelp for the jacked up rates, but well, 25 dollars a day is a fair charge for peace of mind. Remember that their day starts 10 AM, and regardless of what time you parked the previous day, if you car is there beyond 10 AM the next day, you'll be charged another 25 dollars.

- The line to get across to Mexico was long on a Saturday morning (around 10 AM). Spent about an hour in the line. I returned at around 7:30 AM on Sunday morning - the line was nonexistent - I got thru in 5 minutes! Incidentally, if you're in the US on a B1 visa, don't hesitate to go to Tijuana - you'll have absolutely no problems coming back in.