Not Worth It

I haven't been here in almost 2 years. I really hoped things may have improved as far as the experience. That does not seem to be the case. when I walked up to the front door at 6pm, there are two guys smoking with one of the dancers. Once inside, there was one dancer on stage and two patrons at the tip rail. There were a couple other people at the bar and a couple others gambling. Last time I was here the dancers had told me they took out the actual private dance area and were going to put in gambling. That has since come to pass. I went to the tip rail to enjoy the only woman dancing (there are two stages). Her nipples were insanely huge which I happen to love.

Once her time on stage ended, I asked for a private dance. Again, I was really hoping things had improved. She said it was 40.00 a song and 3 for a 100.00 and there were 30min/1 hour options. I never do 100.00 up front unless I know the dancer and what they are willing to offer. When you agree on something, she has to run up to the front of the dance area and "clock in". When she came back, she draped her schaal over my lap and began to dance. I assume that was to ensure there was zero contact. She did eventually put my hands on her hips but that was it. At the end if you don't agree to more, she has to run back up to the front and "clock out". That or any single dance is not 40.00! I think they just know they have a monopoly in Hillsboro and take advantage of it.

When I came back out, no one was on stage. I decided to gamble for 20min. When I came back out there was still no one dancing. At that point I called it a night. This club is literally just a bar with boobs. If that is your thing, then it is great you don't have to drive to Portland. If you are looking any other of type of actual strip club, you need to make the drive. It is worth it and actually works out to be a ton cheaper if you plan on getting even a single lap dance...since Portland is 25/song....and many places give you 1,000% more mileage. I will not be coming back to this place.