First time there this afternoon -...

First time there this afternoon - very bummed out. First - pasties. WTF? Second - lap dances are $20 and LAME. Very mild grindage - nothing to write home about. Third - poor girl selection (granted, it was 5:00, so the hotties were probably showing up late nights). No one over a 7 in my book and all silicon. In Philly? I would stick with the Oasis or somewhere else.