Hit or miss

I've been going into this club at various times of the day on various days and feel like I've got a pretty good handle on the place.

The Good:

1) No cover. It's the only club on the west side of Portland to have no cover. A friend told me that one of the other Beaverton clubs is now charging $11 to get in on Friday and Saturday nights. Whaaaa? Anyway, you get into Xpose for free every night.

2) Two-fer Tuesday. Topless dances can be had at a rate of two songs for $25 on Tuesdays. This is hands down the best deal in Portland for a lap dance. Unfortunately, "hands down" also describes the lap dances; the rules say no touching and the bouncer pdxstroller mentioned (he's actually the club manager) does his best to enforce that rule. This is not to say that some girls aren't willing and able to discreetly get around the rules, but it can be a bit of a mood killer compared to what's available in other Portland clubs.