Cinco De Mayo

Afternoon gentleman, it's Big Tiggy with another great review of coli. Stopped by for a visit on Cinco De Mayo and I was expecting much more. Now I'm a regular at Coli being this is my go to spot and suffice to say they let me down this time. I went to see some talent on this Rainy ass Cinco De Mayo and it packed. Got there around 7, dropped the keys to the valet and didn't have to pay cover which surprised me. If you know anything about Coli you know they REALLY get into holidays so the club was decorated for Cinco de Mayo. Got a booth for $20 and of course​ tipped the bouncers who're always pretty good. By me arriving right before evening shift I was able to see the talent and I wasn't impressed. The owners friend who shall not be named was making his rounds and shaking hands with the commoners lol. Originally they had two dancers at the main stage and they weren't using the satellites. Wasn't too crowded either I'm assuming due to the rain. My crazy chick from last time was there and recognized me. Much to my annoyance she came and chatted with me. It appears that when she isn't high she's a cool chick to chat with. White spinner nice natural B's I want to say in her late twenties or early thirties. But I had just ordered so I wasn't in the mood for dances yet, she left and never came back lol. If you want her name check my last review I can't remember it. In terms of the overall talent it was the worst I'd witnessed at Coli. There were 3 solid 9's and one 10. However, the 10 was with a group of regulars ALL NIGHT. She would go from the stage and back to their table never saw her do ANY VIP. Then the group of 9's were in the booth next to me with this one guy who was popping Ciroc bottles like crazy. So they were pretty much occupied all night. So with that being sad the rest were mostly 5-6's with a FEW 7's that were in HIGH demand. Granted I stayed from 7 to almost midnight so I got a good few hours to watch the full landscape. Also, my waitress wasn't the best short white girl with red hair never got her name but she was ehh at best. Luckily a shot girl came and sat and talked to me for a couple hours and we people watched. Apparently the big tipper next to me wanted to have OTC fun with one of her friends who wasn't feeling him. Alas it was pretty uneventful didn't get any dances because of the quality of the talent that night. Got the prime rib also and it was just ehh wasn't blown away as usual. Their wasn't the usual amount of girls walking around that were attractive because guys were going after them left and right. I even saw a couple fuglies getting attention which baffled me. Overall it was pretty uneventful I'll definitely be back but I'll be traveling for work again so I won't be able to hit Coli. Until next time my friends!