Landing Strip

Hadn't been to Landing Strip in a long time so I thought I would check it out.. around 8;30 Sat night pull in parking lot and wait for valet and no one came out so I parked my own car, guy comes out and said you can't do that..my response, instead of sitting there and talking to your buddy you should have not kept me waiting, gave him the $7 and my keys and went and paid the $10 cover. had to piss so headed to bathroom first, used the stall because I hate those idiots sitting there watching you. As I'm about to finish I hear a female voice? come out of the stall and a dancer his standing there caring on a conversation with the attendant..WTF!

Got to the bar and before I could even order a drink a dancer sits down and immediately starts talking about how great she is and if I wanted to play don't remember her name, tall thin blonde with a few tats and she was from Texas. Told her I need a drink to settle in and she wouldn't leave..So we end up talking for a while and wouldn't shut up about the VIP so I inquired about a price for a BJ $500 for a CBJ, I just laughed.. but I'm worth it over and over again!! and she said its not negotiable! I finally said here's the deal BBBJCIM for $100 take it or leave it not negotiable she left and so did I

now to top it off I give my ticket to the valet and give him a $2 tip when he brings my car and he tried to say I never paid him the $7 when I got there..nice try asshole I'll never go back there. too bad it could be a great club