Baby Dolls - Tuesday evening

The other night I ventured to 2 new (for me) clubs in Dallas: Baby Dolls and The Lodge. I came to these clubs after guys on a local board told me these would have the hottest dances according to my tastes. Dancer attractiveness is at the top of my club preferences. To me that means under 30, caucasian types, natural breasts, great bodies, in-shape or spinners.

I was not too thrilled with Baby Dolls dancer quality. A dancer told me there were 60 girls working that night. But I only saw 4 girls I would have gotten dances from. I was only able to get dances with one. She was very low mileage - I had three dances and sent her packing. The other three dancers disappeared with regulars/buddies who creepily stalked them around the stages. There were numerous scary dancers around, including a couple that were no doubt old enough to be collecting social security benefits. The sexegenerians couldn't take a hint and kept repeatedly coming back to me with lame "wanna dance" lines like "so is the 3rd time a charm?". Also a few dancers were so obese I was concerned they would break their ankles walking in their heels.

I agree with the previous reviewer that the music is GARBAGE - a mix of outdated country-pop. A couple girls complained to me about the music when we were discussing the local clubs. Also the atmosphere is very weird - as someone else said it's like an overly bright Buffalo Wild Wings. All they have to do to improve the vibe is turn down the lights over the main bar - it's ridiculously bright.