That's never happened to me before...

Across the last 32 years, since I've been old enough to visit strip clubs I have never had a stripper put it in my mouth! Now, in all of that time, I have only visited clubs maybe 40 times total, so maybe it happens frequently and I've just missed it. I went to XTC on a Sunday night about 5 pm. I self-parked and still paid the valet $10 (if I remember correctly), cover was $20 and a VIP was another $20. I might be a little off on the amounts - my memory isn't what it used to be. I think the lap dances were $10 in the main room but $20 in the VIP, and well worth the extra $10. The club is mediocre and the women were almost all in the 4-7 category. However, there were a few 9s & 10's - more on those later. I was approached by a woman of Greek descent whose name I could not get, however she spoke perfect English. I am pretty sure she has been reviewed previously on tuscl, at XTC a few months ago by another member. She was overweight, but not by much, she still had a good shape, and her boobs were very good, shapely and firm, about a C-cup. Also, she was in her mid- to late-30s. She was very friendly, outgoing and giving. She gave me a quick dance in the main room (there is a spot for lap dances on the side of the room), but then we went back to the VIP. She set up the table and chairs so as to create a small blocked off area that was quite private. She immediately started grinding on me, there was a lot of contact, she let me rub her between her legs, even fingering. I was given unlimited access to her boobs, both with hands and mouth. She frequently rubbed my crotch. She then turned around and put her ass in my face after which I enjoyed DATY for about 2 minutes; she was delicious! THAT is what has never happened to me before. The contact was great and she was very . . . giving. After about 4 songs more, I gave her $125 and moved on to two more dancers - they were no comparison.

The next two dancers gave me a very standard lap dance that you would expect in an average all-nude club, some boob touching, body rubbing, grinding by the dancer, etc. The last dancer was a 10 in my book. She was Cuban and spoke broken English. She had a perfect little, well-toned, 5 ft. 4 inch body; a small, round, firm ass; perfect tan skin; perfect D-cup boobs; blonde hair; really just perfect (in my book). She easily talked me into the VIP Upper Deck - this is a special raised area (2 or 3 steps up) that is blocked off from the rest of the VIP by curtains of dangling strings of beads. You pay the house somewhere between $100 - $150 for a half hour and the dancer, she wanted $200. With those looks, I paid the house, I handed over the $200 and $40 extra to her as a tip. Then she started the lap dance. Her moves were great, she was great to look at and rub, she let me have contact with her boobs, but not her inner thighs, there were no extras that she did to me. She had great beauty to appreciate - but kind of a letdown from what I expected. I think it would have been pretty much the same lap dance as if we stayed in the main VIP - only it would have been a heck of a lot cheaper!

So, the gorgeous girls don't really want to or need to put out (especially with suckers like me around!). My advice, go to this place and take an average looking, outgoing dancer back to the VIP. Next time, and there will be a next time, I will do that and try to take the first dancer of Greek origins up into that Upper Deck. I'll let you know how that turns out!