Tried the Bed Dance
I've visited this club a few times and I've noticed a few changes in my latest visit. Their Facebook page has become a little more active with photos of some of their dances and posting rules including a dress code to thin out some problem customers. This place has always been a BYOB club where your fifteen dollar cover gets you a cup that houses your mandatory drink or allows you to fill up in the parking lot with whatever you've bought. I've noticed they've tightened up a bit where if you show any sign of intoxication they will cut you off as by not letting you back in. When I entered the club in my latest visit there was a sheriff parked towards the back of the parking lot almost on the road. When I left (I had not been drinking) he was still there but in a different spot. I noticed he followed me down the little stretch of road that connects the club to the highway. By the time I turned onto the highway and headed towards Springfield, he turned around.
I believe there were 8 girls working tonight; 3 were black, the rest were white. I found most of their rotation to be decent eye candy. Only two of the girls working did not catch my eye (one was completely out of shape, and the other look un-kept). I could also tell one of the girls was new and her inexperience showed on the stage. There was a decent crowd this night, about twenty people at all times. It looked like some of the guys in the crowd included a few of the dancer's boyfriends because most of the dancers hung out with them in the back seats of the club the entire night until it was their turn on stage. It took me a while to flag down a dancer who was free for a dance. Besides that my only complaint about the club is they need to somehow cutback on the customer smoking. They fully accompany smoking in the club with ashtrays everywhere and a vending machine with lighters and packs of cigarettes. The smell and the heavy density of smoke was worse than I've ever experienced it in this club.
I was eventually able to flag down a dancer after about an hour and a half of watching the main stage. I do not remember her name but she came in later in the night. She was a curvy girl with a little extra in all the right places. Her stage dance and pole skills were the most entertaining of the rotation. In my visits here before I have only experienced their typical lap dances, but I noticed several people opting for the bed dance. Having never tried it before at Illusions, I decided to give it a try. I believe it cost me $40. She led me to a small, private area behind the DJ booth where there were two beds adjacent from each other. After I emptied my pockets of all my possessions for her safety, I laid on the stiff bed where she climbed on slowly massaging her way up my body. Her hands brushed my member several times. The dance lasted 2-3 songs. It included a ton of grinding and she made an effort to line up my stiffening unit against her pussy. She started the dance clothed but eventually worked her way down to her thong. She was very in your face and the dance I thought was worth it. As long as you follow the few private dance rules (no touching of the pussy, feet, and keep your mouth off of her), you should have a good time.
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