Cheeks
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2221 Kingshighway Washington Park, IL 62204

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Apr 27, 2017, 6:38 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

If you're following my tour of Washington Park, I started at Hustler's, got very drunk. Went to Hollywood, very disappointed. Tried to go to Wise guys, but it was closed, so I stumbled into Cheeks (literally) as it was right across the street. I remember it being pretty plain inside, but I was so drunk at this point many details escape me. I only remember two girls dancing, but there had to be more.

The first girl I approached offered up the VIP. She was no beauty but I just wanted to get my rocks off at this point. $50 for the House, $100 for her. No discussion about time limits or exact services available, but I figured I couldn't go wrong at that price. I think she was given a room key by the bartender once I paid the $50. Nice and private with a locked door behind us. Told her I wanted a bbbj with CIM. No objections and she immediately got to work. Poor girl, tried her best, but it just wasn't happening. The liquor had taken its toll. Despite her jack hammering my dick with her face, I just couldn't come. I let her off the hook as I didn't think it was her fault.

Stumbled back to the bar and spied a cute little brunette just sitting there looking at her phone. Thought what the heck, maybe she would be able to inspire me with her spinner body. Approached her and was quoted the same $50/$100 offer. Off we went, unfortunately the same result. This girl tried everything, hand, mouth, every position possible (covered), I think she took it as a personal challenge. But finally her determination succumbed to frustration as it just wasn't (or going to) happen. I thanked her for her efforts and told her my condition was to blame.

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