Lost in the Desert

If you want a good night, come to the Sahara. If you want a bad night, come to the Sahara. As you can see, your experience may vary. It's definitely come to the point for me where I need to maintain high willpower to not step foot in this establishment anytime soon.

But coming here on a weekend? Oh you know what you get. It is by far the best strip club I've ever seen in terms of sheer drop-dead gorgeous girls ever. Quite frankly, it is almost absurd at how many hot ladies there are. Which actually works in my favor, since I have no problem turning down who I have to. Hey man, lap dances at $20 are pretty damn expensive and I want to make sure I enjoy my time there. Just make sure to bring wads of cash with you, whipping out the credit card is not a good idea at all.