Waste of Time

The only good part of the trip here was that I was able to park right out in front of the building. That was the highlight of the evening. It's been a while since I've been to this club so I thought I'd give it another shot. Luckily I entered the club with a Hustler free pass. They will take VIP passes from other clubs but then they only give you half off the $10 cover. First sight upon entering is a guy sprawled out half laying on a couch looking at his phone. Looked like a worker just getting done with his shift but it's not the first thing you're expecting to see at an upscale club.

Entered before 9pm and saw an almost empty bar. Maybe 10 customers and a handful of dancers. Walked up to bar and the bartender just stares at me. No "hello"-No "how's it going" nothing. After a few seconds of waiting to see if should would greet me and realizing that wasn't happening, I ordered a beer. The beers were $4 before 9 pm. On to the main stage and sat at a table. Maybe every 3rd song a dancer would get on stage a do a 2 song set.

There were a couple of hot girls there but the vibe in the place was really dead. A little while in the DJ announced a "deal of the century". I didn't make out what he was saying and walked over to ask him what the deal of the century is about. You'd have thought I asked him to help me move. Big time attitude. Anyhow it was 2 dances for $30. That's ok but definitely not the deal of the century.After an hour or so a few more dancers and customers showed up.

Ended up getting 2 dances from a hot Latin girl who is only staying in Cleveland for a couple months. I think her name was Marissa. Dances were about average at best. Also seemed like they cut the songs short here. On Mondays and Tuesdays the dances are $20 instead of the usual $30. Really felt ripped off at $20 a dance for such a short song- can't even imagine paying $30 a song.

Definitely won't be heading back here anytime soon. For the money you could pick out just about any club in the Cleveland/Akron area and get a much better value.