Can't explain it
Well you can read my reviews on here and see I frequent this club because in mid Michigan it's your only option. Got the itch Monday and almost hit the freeway for Detroit but I was already tired and Detroit clubs equal booze for me so bad combo with a long drive. Made the smart choice and cruised out to the Bay Rd ballet. Walk in and the door troll is no where to be found for 2-3 minutes. Finally this pimply faced 15 year old looking kid comes out and is nervous as hell. "Hasn't worked the door in months he says." I hand him a credit card and he says I can't use it even though I'm staring at the credit card machine. I'm debating demanding to see his manager, walking out, or jumping the turn style and he finally figures it out. In I go. Place has many 12 customers and I'm surprised to find 15ish ladies. Nice line up too. More variety then the usual 90 pound spinners. I've noted Khatia before and she is sitting with some inbread meth head looking skater boy so I lock eyes a few times and wait for the stage show. Get up to the stage and here comes meth head right behind me. He sets out a dollar, and I set out 3. Game on punk. I've done this far too long. She gives me the boob shot and small talk and I say to come see me. She comes out after her set and goes back to meth head. Wtf? Oh well I've got time. Blake comes on stage shortly after. This girl is a damn smoke show fellas. She may be putting on a few pounds in her thighs but I like that. She's got a tight stomach, perky C cups, nice tan, big blond hair, a sexy ass smile. The works. Slide up and tip her too. Same old same old except she spends the next two hours I'm there talking to the manager. WTF? In the midst of all this I pick up a clinger. She's from Ypsi, hasn't worked at this one before and it's nicer because of guys like me blah blah blah. I can't shake her! Like I said I've done this along time so Ive mastered the art. In between clinger and Blake I get a quick minute with Brooklyn. She looks exactly my type in terms of thick with some DDs to play with. Only problem is she's wearing a onesie. Lucky for me she said she's on stage in a minute so I wait it out to get confirmation. Yes she's perfect. Immediately toss her a bunch of money on stage to hopefully seal the deal. She says she'll be out shortly. She comes out ten minutes later and heads to the lobby to pick up pizza and heads to the back. She comes back out empty handed. This time it's a stop at the bar for a drink. Disappears...it's after midnight...what a fucking waste.
In summary. Khatia will sit with you all night even if you barely spend. Blake is banging one or both the managers. Brooklyn is TBD. I may stick to Deven, I may branch out. On this night I walked out with a pocket full of cash. Their loss. Stay tuned.
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