Tucked away in the north Bronx...

Tucked away in the north Bronx with a private fenced-in parking lot, JR's Caberet is a one story, one room bar with a large stage and open lap dance area. There is no alcohol served so the girls get fully nude. There is a kitchen, but I've never been offered food. There are about 5-6 girls there during the day (when I usually attend) and about 6-8 girls there at night. The club is open seven nights and six days (No Sunday afternoon babes) There is a $10 cover charge at night and always a $12 two-drink min. all the time. The girls are mostly latinas and black and are fine. There are no playboy-type-perfect 10's here, however, I've been going there exclusivley for almost a year and have never seen a nasty, fat dancer. The music is not too loud. Lap dances are $20 a song. The girls (2 at time) dance on the stage for about 3-4 songs in shifts and the rest troll around the bar looking for fun and dances. They don't dance on the bar itself, but step down looking for cash. The girls are all friendly (some very forward and even friendlier. The men's restroom is small and under-stocked with towels. When you walk in the stage is the left half of the room and the dance area is to the right with large leather bench seats and a center circular seat. The is a small pool table to the left of the door. The lighting is dim and the left-most area if the bar is even darker for whatever the dancer wants to do discreately. JR's is right up my alley. The perfect mix of hot dancers, lap dances and whores.