Possibly the least appealing club I've ever been to

I've been a lot of places, and this was at the bottom of the barrel. I was there half an hour before anyone even got up to dance. There were several girls around that were clearly dancers, but they were just hanging out with their friends and/or regulars. And they were not attractive at all. Once they did get up to "dance" it was clear they were working there because they couldn't work anywhere else. The first one had a not-terrible but not-hot body. But she was missing half her teeth. The second might have been relatively attractive about 30 pounds ago. It just went on from there. It could have been forgiven if they'd been friendly or enthusiastic, but they all seemed like they were just calling it in. And I'm not sure you can call it "stripping" if you don't take anything off. They all started out in bikinis with nothing to remove. About the best thing I can say is that the beer was cheap.