Blue Parrot - meh

I haven't been to the Blue Parrot in years, and I don't monger as much as I used to, but I was relatively close and felt a stop was warranted. My plan was to find a hottie that seemed liberal with touching and get a quick lap dance or two and I was out. Entered through the rear like normal. There parking is less than desirable for larger trucks, but I squeezed in. There wasn't many vehicles, so it wasn't that big of a deal. If it was busy, it would have been an issue. Got the ID check and paid the five dollar cover, told no touching dancers and no cell phones out at the stage. I've heard this song and dance here before, so no surprises there. Got a quick 3 dollar bottle of beer at the bar right near the entrance and some change and made my way to the stage at the back of the club. I saw three dancers on stage that night with a couple milling around. No one to write home about, but nothing too bad. First dancer was a larger brunette. I wouldn't call her heavy, but definitely didn't have a dancers body. I started to notice there was absolutely no contact at the stage. No putting singles between her breasts, just using her garter belt, which was actually on her boots. Then the next dancer comes out. This one was a young, fairly attractive blonde. Again three songs, dressed, topless, and nude and no touching the entire time. I was ready to call it and check this club off my list. Last dancer I saw was a slightly older dirty blonde that was very skinny and muscular, not my type at all. I got up and made for the restroom. There being limited contact and the lineup being less than stellar, I decided to call it a night. Definitely not like the place I was at several years ago, that bent the rules enough to make it an enjoyable waste of money.