Mia Khalifa

I went with two objectives: 1) I wanted to know if the poor reviews are justified; 2) meet the legendary Katya so many rave about.

I started my evening at Sinsations, but I wanted to check out this place so I left and got to the Doll House at 9:30. It's nice inside. When you walk in the stage is to the right, the bar is opposite wall from the entrance. To the left is the VIP section. It's separate from the main area by translucent glass. I walked to the bar and scanned the room. There's more dancers than patrons. I asked a couple dancers and a regular patron if it will get busier later. They all said, "Nope. It's usually like this." So, it's like 6-7 guys and 10 girls, plus the other staff.

Dancers: Not my type. I like curvy women with big, natural tits and long very dark hair. They were all very skinny with A-cups and I guess I'll be generous and say they were 5s. I figured, OK, this is a bust. Let me find the legend, Katya.