First time to a club - why didn't I do this sooner?

I visited Jaguars, my first strip club ever, shortly after my divorce. I went with two new buddies who had done the trip regularly a few times a year. I liked that the girls were friendly but not pushy. Most of the ones I saw were very nice looking overall - many shapes, sizes and varieties - but I waited for one called 'Amber' to go in the back room with. I will never, ever forget that time and the way she smelled and moved and felt. I was trying to play strict to the rules being the square I was at the time, but she kept putting my hands all over her body - ALMOST everywhere. So I went with it. In short, it opened me up to a whole new world of women, and after finding out the hard way that they're expensive no matter which way you go, you may as well get some jollies in this way and there's ZERO attitude bitching out to deal with after!