Standard Thick Latina Lineup

I want to like this club. But my experiences here always seem average at best, with frequent feelings of "what a waste of money with unenthusiastic girls" as I walk out. Dayshifts; free entry 11-1 but often just 2-4 girls working the floor. Picks up after 2 pm; $10 entry and $7 drink (maybe vice-versa), usually 10+ girls by 4:30. Club interior is pretty nice, with decent (though not complete) privacy in VIPs. 3-for-$30 bikini slippage dances can be had at request most of the time, VIPs are $105 for 10-15 minutes and $155 for 24-30 minutes. They claim the longer times, but I feel they cut them short. And the drink push and waitress rip-off schemes here are ridiculous -- pay with exact change because the chance you'll get anything back is 50/50. And this is about the only place I've been that doesn't give you free refill when the dancer "accidentally" kicks it over (happened to me or others 3 of last 5 visits, so...). Now, the redeeming feature is that mileage can be had for relatively cheap dances and low tips. Just know the game and don't fall for the management rip-off tricks.

As typical in clubs owned by the Synn chain, the average dancer here is Latina and thick. Sometimes nicely thick, sometimes "you should be in another business" thick. Thin girls here know they are rare and price accordingly, though you can negotiate them down. The best looker my last two trips has been Kendra: tall and toned curves with Latina-blonde hair and a very aggressive/crazy attitude. Described on that other site as a tornado or whirlwind, and that's accurate: will give handshake and mutual groping while selling the dance, and there's no conversation possible aside from her agenda of dirty talking. Not complaining about that, of course. But it's all about the money with this one so spend and ye shall receive. She also likes to run a little "two-man game" with one of the next best lookers, May (older Latina with tight body but bigger curves ass and boobs, and lots of plastic surgery tells) or Nikki (older white with a TIGHT muscle-body and glasses, long-time veteran who seems pretty smart and savvy): they both sit down and aggressively fondle and pitch with the intent of getting you to buy a 2-girl dance. Seems to work a lot; but from my observations (and experience) it is Kendra that ends up doing the follow-up VIP. I've VIP'ed Nikki in the past and she can occasionally break from her low to mid-mileage mode if she feels like it (I was going to say "likes you" but c'mon...). Two other decent prospects were Nya (athletic build Latina with nice curvy ass and C cups, but didn't work the floor much if at all) and Emily (stout thick-muscled body with large protruding breasts, but an Eastern European face and braided hair, making her too reminiscent of that Russian girl in "Dodgeball" for me to get a dance). Also on-site was Latina Paulina, who has worked here for at least the 10-12 years over which I've visited and who has a reputation of customer service; but she is now just too old of a Latina mamacita for my taste. Others on the club's website-posted roll calls were Dallas, Sabrina, Lia, Gia, and Valery; but I don't recall much about them beyond "standard chubby Latina" and low effort. and I didn't pursue. So choice typically limited, and purely a business experience, and a level of hassle or annoyance, which for me makes this club a purely functional alternate rather than a "destination." But sometimes function is enough.