Hit or Miss

The first time I went to this place, curiousity got the best of me and I found myself on the nude side. It seemed promising, as the hot girl onstage was finishing up. The next girl literally made me retreat back to the front area, where said hottie could be seen having a smoke. I ask her for a dance and she hard sells me on the 3 songs in the VIP. I decide to take her for a test drive in the 20 dollar dance area instead.

It sucked. The seating was like one long bench. Her grinding was somehow unpleasant but it may have been the environment. I didn't opt for the 3 songs despite her insistence that she'd help me if I "wasn't a cop".

Call me old fashioned, but that shouldn't be a selling point, but a happy surprise.