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I decided to visit an old favorite for stop 2 on my Weds. Vegas club crawl. Parking to the south of the club and walking to the entrance brought back a flood of memories of halcyon clubbing days gone by. In entered LDs with a smile. The club has been cleaned up since my last visit. New seating and generally more clean all around. No cover, but no all-you-can-drink soda. You have to buy them, but they come in an actual glass. I was expecting bad things girl-wise given that it was only about 5:30. It was the end of the afternoon shift girls and evening gals were arriving slowly. I was actually pleasantly surprised. The afternoon girls are pretty cool. Now most of them are out of shape or overweight, but whales or hideously ugly gals. Had a nice convo with a decent looking blonde. She was asking me about the club and I told her I used to come a lot more often in years gone by, but not so much anymore. She asked why. I was hesitant to answer because I've had strippers take offense to honestly answered questions like these. I told her the club is slower than it was, the ladies aren't as generally attractive as they once were, and, most importantly, I used to get great dances for $20 per. Now its $40 per if you want to "touch." I told her they are pricing themselves out of the market when I can go to the Rhino and take my pick of 50+ very beautiful women and get decent $20 floor dances. She made the typical arguments about LDs I've heard before. Yeah but we're naked. Yeah but we do dances on a bed. Yeah but we don't get to keep it all. Yeah but we have 18 year-olds. And then surprisingly, yeah but you can get happier here for a better price. Although she tried to act cool, she was offended. She did give a me a pointer though. She told me to give the gal on the stage a couple of bucks and I would get an obscene lapdance right stage side, and that the same gal would give me whatever I needed in the back. The gal on stage was kind of an
italian looking brunette with a curvy but not yet overweight figure. Sure enough 3 bucks bought me a crazy dance stage side. After her set the brunette sat on my lap and very convincingly argued that I should get naughty with her in the back. Still it was $40 per song. Her sheer lasciviousness convinced me to try. The dances were as high mileage as you can get without overt "extras," which I'm sure could have been had. I don't love the beds and this gal's charm wore off pretty quickly. Not the in-shape spinner type that turns me on. Later had some fun convos with some of the other ladies. One was super fun to talk to and had a beautiful face. She convinced me to do a dance. When she stood up I saw that she had a giant fat ass and overly fat thighs - another totally out of shape young girl. I know I'm hammering this in my reviews and I feel like a pig, but seriously - is this the inevitable future of declining dancer quality in our fat country? Long story short, I enjoyed LDs and would come back for the afternoon shift. I didn't explore the details but I think they work to make customers happy.
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