Recalibrated my hopes and expectations for strip clubs!

I decided to give the Spearmint Rhino (Carter Lake) a chance, and it totally recalibrated my expectations for a strip club experience. The club is designed with a full bar on one side, and a BYOB side on the other, which (generally) opens after last call. Cover is $10 for each side. I attended on two recent Saturdays. Both nights the club was packed after 11—the atmosphere just kept heating up as the night went on. By the end, patrons were throwing up handfuls of cash which exceeded the cost of a couple lap dances. On the full bar side, there is the bar at the back, the stripper pole in the center of the room, and tables with comfy chairs circling all around the stage, outside of tipper’s row. The décor is definitely an attempt to be Vegas strip club classy, although the bathrooms seem to be the one exception. There is usually one dancer at a time, but on the BYOB side there were two girls dancing simultaneously. The soundtrack was a nice selection of modern hard rock.

The first thing that I noticed is that the lineup of girls was on a different plane from what I had experienced before. At other clubs I had been pleased to find one or two hotties to get a number of lap dances with, but at the Rhino the entire line-up (probably over 15 dancers on a Saturday night) was averaging 8’s and 9’s, with definitely a few 10’s. The dancers are consistently hourglass curvy, with only a couple girls being a little thick around the middle. Not only are they attractive, but the lap dances ($25 / dance) are comparably affordable (and really hot) for a local full-touch club. There are also opportunities earlier in the night (or on special designated event nights) for 2-4-1 lap dances. I should note that the Rhino is not a nude club—all the dancers wear panties and either pasties or tape over their nipples, but given the quality of dancers, I didn’t mind. Over the two nights, I got dances from a long list of dancers: Allie, Aubrey, Jezebel, Brandi, Tia, Emma, Jamie, Mercy, and Paige. Many dancers had natural D or DD cup breasts, a thin waist, and plush derrieres. All were entirely comfortable with my hands exploring their bodies (everywhere but the kitty), but they also all had their own unique enticing, sexy moves as well. If I had to recommend a top 3, it would be Allie (enhanced 34DD and a really nice hourglass), Jezebel (natural 34DD and hot dancer), and Paige (natural 34DD, my current favorite dancer—easily recognized with her signature Chun-Li headband). After my hedonic marathon night of lap dances Paige left me fully satisfied.

To summarize, the Spearmint Rhino is my new all-time favorite club in the area. The dancers are sexy, the dances are hot, the club is classy and energetic, and you can have a great time without breaking the bank (but you will want to break the bank).