Ballpark Tavern
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1390 Edgely Rd, Levittown, PA 19057, USA*

Breakin the ballpark cherry

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Apr 4, 2017, 7:21 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

First visit ever to the gruesome ballpark. I've been to every club in the area, so figured why not finally cross this hole off the list.

It's actually, not as awful as my imagination led me to believe over the years. Dancers at other clubs have tended to describe the place as being filthy with nasty looking bitches. So walking in I imagined everything would be rated a 1. Didn't see any rats or roaches, got served quickly, so I gave the club itself a 3 and while the dancers are not attractive to me at all, they were at least friendly, so they got a 3 as well. Don't look at their teeth. But yeah, the place is pretty gross.

If I remember right, the dancers on shift were Brooklyn, Crystal, Cherry, Italia, Genesis, Bree, maybe one more. From a distance Crystal looked like she might be hot, but when she got close she kind of gave me the creeps and tried to get her to leave me alone after a minute. If you like amazonian girls, Brooklyn would probably suit you, but I like my girls a bit more compact. Cherry is quite compact, too compact really. Since this was my first visit, they were all sort of avoiding me or being close lipped about the dances. Probably thought I was a cop. Finally, Cherry comes over and figured she was my best bet from other reviews. We go back and she spits something out. Pretty good. Pays attention to what you respond to.

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