Hot time with Wifey

On a Saturday night, Wifey and I took the trip to Kandy’s on Kitten theme night. We book a motel room at the I90 and Rt 19 interchange, Kandy’s is about 12 miles south of I 90 on Rt 19. Kandy’s has ample convenient, free parking and since it’s BYOB a package store next door. Arriving a little after 9pm, my cover was $15 and Wifey’s cover was $5. After they scanned our Driver’s licenses, we got name tags and since we were newbies, with a smiley face sticker that entitled us to a free tour by two of Kandy’s kittens. After pouring Wifey a shot of our BYOB Crown Royal with Ginger mix for $1 and me a bottle of water also $1, we checked out bottle of Crown Royal and coats (also $1), Skyler and Destiny took us on a tour: VIP room out front (had a bachelor party going) then on to the back: lap dance cubes ($20-$40 nude), Cop Car (with real handcuffs for bondage fun), a couples corner private room, several themed nicely appointed private dance room (come with couch and some with bet), massage room, a peep show room and shower show room. After the tour we grabbed a high top table in the second row back from the stage. The main stage is huge, with three poles and plenty of tip rail seats. There is a secondary runway stage running along the back wall with a replica of huge wooden electric chair “Sparky” in the corner. The other side of the main room is the bar.

Kanky’s is a nude, 7-up club and no silicone. As is often the case, the best racks belonged to the topless barmaid (who doesn’t do dances), the chic taking back-room fun reservations and Wifey. Back room prices varied but seems like good fun could be had for $80 for 20 min and $100 for 30 min plus tip. The two girl shower show was fixed rate that is split up by the number of pervs instructing the showing kittens what body parts to wash. One thing we noticed that by about 11 pm the back was pretty busy, so restaurant type pagers were passed out to the waiting PLs, the kind that vibrate and red LEDs flash when it’s your turn. Got a chuckle out of that! About midnight, the Bachelor got the hot seat in old Sparky. Three nude kittens got the victim’s shirt off and what started out as what could have been a very erotic FFFM, quickly turned to S&M abuse. The Kittens slammed their butts on his face and crotch, must of hurt, and appeared to be regularly kicking and otherwise abusing his package. They eventually got is belt off and beat his ass, all the while his buddies were whopping it up. I chuckled.

The crowd was mixed mostly middle aged, with several young guys wearing “Under 21 bright yellow tee shirts.” By 10pm there were a significant number of couples and single women civvies sitting around the stage. The dancing kittens were pretty liberal about rubbing their boobs in faces and head in the lap from the stage for a buck. The civilian ladies seemed to be getting into it and on a couple of occasions got their boobs out too – That was pretty hot! The 8-12 kittens were a nice mix of young co-ed types and Milfs. There was a Goth, a skinning AA, but mostly white with some tats, lots of nipple and hood piercings, nothing approaching a 10 but all doable. Off stage the kittens were very friendly, sometimes topless, sometimes nude and not pushy at all. About half of them stopped at our table and chatted for 5 to 10 minutes without any kind of hard sell for private fun. A couple kittens asked Wifey if she liked girls, she is pretty straight, and was not up to any back room festivities. Since this was our first tirp, we stayed pretty much to ourselves and remained spectators, not even tipping a single $1 at the tip rail. I thought I might get her in the back for a 4-hands massage with me and one of the kittens but alas we didn’t act fast enough and missed last call for fun at 2:30. All and all we had a good time, being to a nude club with Wifey for the first was quite the turn-on for me so I was pretty ready to get down to business when we got back to the motel. I had a great time, I think Wifey did as well even though she seemed a little tentative. I would like to get her back there a gain and hopefully she gets a little more into it as she acclimates, it would make for more hot fun back at the Motel! The only downside is the Motel was 20 minutes away, far enough that I had to stay sober as the designated driver. Joe the owner said that the closed, adjacent Kandy’s Hot Sport clothing optional Adult dance club is opening soon for the summer season and has available overnight cabanas. That would be great solution to the designated driver inconvenience! We are told the summer activities also include naked volleyball.