The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd Romulus, MI 48174

Maybe next time

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tuscl
Apr 3, 2017, 5:01 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Came back to this club around 5pm hopping to have just as fun of time as I did last time and hopping to run into either Jennifer or Ashley again as they both gave me outstanding lap dances. But I guess the stars where not aligned today. I've written a description of the bar last time and many others have too so I'll skip right to the details. Their was a lot of new faces but immediately saw Jennifer on stage so I immediately tipped her a 5 on stage and told her to come see me after her set. Soon as she got off stage she said she would be right back I then see her start talking to the DJ and then she disappears. So I thought she's probably just freshening herself up and I order a beer and watch some more girls dance on stage. About an hour goes by and i'm like wtf so I said forget about her lets look at some other talent. When all of a sudden a pale tall black haired skinny girl comes from behind me and grabs my ass and says would I like some company in a deep russian accent. I asked her name and she said Valentine. I've heard a lot about valentine so I didn't want to miss a chance to get some dances from her. I didn't even make any conversation and just said I would rather have a few dances so we go down stairs. Her first dance was pretty much an air dance which I was like wow this sucks. But maybe she was shy since we didn't really get to talk and I rushed it. But by the 2nd song she was grinding and teasing me breathing deep in my ear and putting on a damn good show. I was really getting worked up. I counted 5 songs but I really wanted a dance from Jen or Ashley. She said I owed her only hundred I was like somethings not right So I gave her $150 and she said it was too much and I said consider it a tip and says next time im back will have more fun. I'll be back to see her again. Came back up stairs and saw Jennifer sitting at the bar. She gives me the evil eye and says I thought you were going to wait for me. I said I did for over an hour and got bored. So I guess she thought that I was going to get jealous and starts really working over the guy sitting next to her but I didn't care and I started talking to a tight AA spinner named Cita she has small scar right above her right eyebrow. Her and I start chatting it up and then I ask if she wanted a drink she orders some weird mixed concoction and I order another beer. I watch Jen stare me down as she heads down stairs with another guy. I continue to listen to Cita's SS and she then asks if I want some dances I said i Just came back from some dances and need a breather. She said well are you going to pay me 20 for my time. I was floored I said you only been sitting with me for only a few minutes and then she said most men tip me 20 for my time and companionship. I said no and she started getting mad I then got up and said I need to use the bathroom and left the bar. After using the bathroom she's still sitting there so I go and sit on the other side of the bar. She notices that I moved and she immediately comes over and says hey are you still going to tip me. I said how about this I just bought you a drink so here is a 10 and stop bothering me, she immediately takes the ten and calls me an asshole and walks away. So I see a curvy blond on stage not fat but a nice butt and nice boobs tip her a 5 and tell her to come see me after her set. Soon as she's done she immediately sits with me at the bar and I buy her a drink and ask her name. She says Royalty we start talking the usual SS and Jennifer comes back up from up stairs and she immediately starts given royalty the evil eye. Royalty notices and well they start verbally going at it. I immediately pick my drink again and say i have to use the bathroom. Get out of the bathroom tip the troll now that its almost 7 o'clock and I pass a blond skinny girl and shes says hi with a thick Russian accent she introduces herself as Kara. Had a hard time understanding her as the music was louder then usual and I couldn't understand her because of the accent. I asked her for some dances and immediately we went down stairs. She gives a good grind but nothing really anything special I went two songs with her and called it quits. Now im just pent up and pretty much frustrated I come back up stairs for air check my wallet and see I have 100 a left so I sit back down at the bar and low and behold Jennifer is their again. And its 30 minutes past 7. Shes acting all pissy with me and says why did I get dances from another girl I said I waited and you never showed. She gets all huffy and said now I only have 30 minutes and you screwed me. I said well I've got another 100 in my pocket its yours if you want it but you better take me down stairs quick or i'm out. she downs whatever it is she's drinking we go down stairs and gives me the worst lap dance and doesn't even take her top off. After the 2nd dance her top is still on and she goes down and whispers in my ear this is what you get when you don't keep your promises. I just get up and say im done hand her the $100 and say to her well this is the last dance you ever get from me hun. I've never walked out pissed from a strip club but somehow I did and she did it. I never did see ashley I asked the waitress if she was in and they said yes but I never did see her. But with a body like her's I wouldn't doubt she's in high demand. Maybe next trip will be better.

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