Horny At Horns

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue.

Visited The Horns on Thursday night from about 7.30 until about 11.15 (after visits to Browns and Ye Olde Axe.) Girls were mostly top quality for looks and performance ie more good than bad, but a few stinkers. On the positive side the divine Jessica was there, she always acts so pleased to see me, even though I've never had a private dance with her (there are better London venues for that.) She is amazing on the pole, the guys next to me were in complete awe. Unlike some girls who great on the pole though she also shows off plenty of cunt with loads of leg open action. A top class girl in every way! The bar staff are also as helpful as you can get. I was drinking pints of orange juice and lemonade and both girls who served me took time to ask how much I wanted of each ingredient, which is most unusual. The terrible bar staff at The Griffin could certainly take lessons from the Horns staff. On the negative side among the strippers Sabrina was there. I am not a fan as she once told off my friend and I for talking while she was on, saying we were talking about her, (we were not.) I consider that a real bad attitude. She obviously doesn't remember as this time she asked if I'd been there before and if I wanted a dance! All in all though The Horns remains a nice venue, above average for the London pub circuit.