Nuthin Fancy

After my bad experience at Midway Island, I took a flyer on Fancy's and turned out to be a disappointing call.

Club is on a long stretch of lonely highway in southern OKC with three more clubs basically within walking distance, none of which looked very active on this early evening. So I parked my ride and popped in and immediately got the stop sign by the lady at the door cuz I didn't have my ID. Tried to talk my way in but she was having none of it saying, "You're in Valley Brook now sweetie," (whatever that means). This should have been my cue to leave but I forked over my ID and went inside....

Only about five chicas jiggling in the small confines and none of them registered more than a 4. Most were old and tired-looking but there was a MILFy latina that looked somewhat appealing. Took her back to the open dance area for some fun but gotta say it was pretty uninspiring. Nothing really to see here except for the cheap beer. Probably won't be returning anytime soon.