Weekday Visit

I hadn't been to Paradise in years...and I mean YEARS. And the last time I went I promised myself I'd never go again. I had been there maybe half a dozen times, and for some reason never had a good time. Usually the girls weren't at all attractive (aka, fat as a house), and in spite of the great reviews the place just never clicked with me. And at the time there were so many much better options in the area (the old Sahara Industry, now DVCOI; Flamingo, the Gardena clubs, etc.) that Paradise was a waste.

But based on reviews in the last year, I had to give it another shot, cuz it sure sounded it was right up my alley. So I dropped by late on a Friday, and in my full PL mode: very loose and stretchy commando shorts, I had popped a vitamin v, and I was ready to rumble. When I walked in I had to re-orient myself. Seemed a bit different from what I remember, though I've been to tons of clubs since then so who the hell knows what it used to looked like.

Now the things that drew me to Paradise from the reviews were insane mileage, the famous handshake, and a very reasonable 3-for-40 lap dance. And add to that some really nasty girls big bolt-ons who try their best to get you off, and that's my kind of place. And VIP is not on my radar, so a UHM lap dance is all I need.