Strip Club Gold for the Bay Area and Beyond

So I've been to most of the strip clubs in San Francisco. There's not a single one that's really worth it. Well, yes, the Gold Club has $5 entrance, with a free lunch buffet on Fridays, and the girls are cute (some of them), but absolutely no-mileage lap dances there. They even cover up when they come up to the railing to collect your dollar bills. Which is why I went beyond the Bay Area in search of a decent club. Came across the Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova. Been there several times now, and I keep doing the trip up there all the way from San Jose. Well worth the 2-hour drive because there's nothing in the area that comes close to it.

So it's a little difficult to find initially - tucked away behind a factory. Once you get in, there's ample parking and a huuuge adult store right next to it. Cover is pretty standard - 15 during the day and 25 I think in the evening, and that gets you unlimited soft drinks. Well, several reviewers must have covered the usual stuff. Let me go on to talk about the dancers themselves. $20-$30 (depending on the dancer) gets you a full contact topless dance. I don't recollect getting a full nude lap dance there, though the stage dances are full nude.

The dances can be all the way from lame air dances (especially the prettier girls, who will ask for more money to even let you touch them) to some very high mileage dances. I can think of two specific dances that really rocked my boat, literally.