Day One

So, I was on an extended SC tour of the Detroit-Windsor area this past weekend during which we visited 3-4 clubs each day. Now that I am somewhat recovered, I was determining how to write reviews for the whirlwind of boobies we experienced. I settled on a sequenced timeline of each day with the "review" being the first club visited that day followed by the others. Read all four to get a feel for which clubs may be best on that day and time. I will try to be brief; PM me if you have any specific questions.

Day One - Thursday

CRICKET - 4 pm - Usual free parking in the lot behind the building; place was packed and I thought this might be pretty good; Not. The reason it was packed was because of all the fat chicks in the house; maybe it was Chubby Chaser Thursday and I did not get the memo. No cover and the afternoon beer special was (2) for $9 but, the waitress would not let us split that and we had to order (4) beers. I have never drank two beers so fast to get away from the sea of ugliness and cellulite in front of us. Next....