UNeventful yet reliable trip to the Cab

So, it's been a while since my last visit to the Cab. Nice to know things haven't changed much. My trip to the Cab happened on Thursday night 7pm or so. Parked in the lot, walked up to the club. The fat dude at the door had the wristbands, and an overweight lady sitting outside near him took the cash. Paid my door fee and went inside. For those of you new to the Cab, this place is DARK, walk slowly and let your eyes adjust. LAdy dancing on the stage, full nude as usual, meaning her set was on the last song. I sat down and some Mexican dude walked up and offered to go get me a few beers. I looked around for the hot waitress that was there last time, but unfortunately, she was nowhere to be seen. Damn, I liked her. Anyway, Mexican dude bought me a 6 pack with a 20 I gave him and I told him to keep the change. Before the dude even came back with my beer, I got hit up 3 times. First girl was a fake blonde with huge tits and an even bigger ass, but not in a good way. Girl 2 was a skinny black chick, not looking too bad, and #3 was probably the biggest girl I have ever seen in a club. SInce I was only there 10 minutes, didn't have my beer yet, I declined all 3. They pretended to be disappointed, but I doubt they really cared. So about 30 minutes into my beer sipping, girls coming and going off stage, a girl misses her dance set. Something went wrong somehow, after about 4 songs with no girl on stage, management starts looking for the girl that was supposed to be dancing. This turns into people yelling, girls yelling at each other, I thought a fight was gonna break out. The girl dancing was nowhere to be found. So, another girl gets on stage and the very large woman sits next to me. She starts small talk, trying to get me to dance with her, and then says the girl who missed her set, went out to get stoned with some dude who was at the club, and never came back. Hope she's OK. So after a bit the large woman get mad that I don't want a dance and storms off. The older Asian lady sits next to me, you all know who she is. Now she's not the best looking, not the youngest, not the hottest, but EVERY SINGLE TIME I go, she is there. I always said one day I am gonna hit that, just because. Turns out tonight was the night. Selection at the Cab was sub-par to say the least, even by Cab standards, so tonight was my Asian lady night. Anyway, we settled on 80 for all, no song limit. Song 1, hand roaming, song 2 CBJ, I insisted in the cover. Song 3 RCG. Song 4, she offered to remove the cover and keep going to speed things up. I said hell no, but in a polite way, and things kept going. End of song 4, I finished. She gets up, asks for a tip, I told her 80 was all I had, she walks away, and I head to the bathroom to dump the cover and clean up. So, the Cab never disappoints. It's dark, dirty, nasty, but reliable. I checked the Asian lady off my to do list, not sure why, but I always told myself, I am gonna hit that one day, but better options always came up, so tonight was a success. Love the CAB!!!