Just ok...

I payed a visit to the Coli on a Tuesday. The usual setup when I arrived. Valet, followed by a coat check for my hoodie - they don't allow them inside. All in all around 10 bucks before I even stepped foot inside.

Bouncer asked if I wanted a table or sitting at the bar, and I said bar. I had a seat behind the bar as there were seats posted up on a loft behind the bar.

Ordered a red bull and watched the action unfold. Had 2 dancers on stage and a number wandering. Mostly on their phones or sitting with their regulars. I was there for 45 minutes before a brunette asked if she could sit. Michigan smoking laws still don't apply here as she lit up next to me. Was a friendly conversation but When I asked for what kind of dances - she immediately said - no extras and no fooling around. Buzzkill. Waited another 30 mins or so and no activity. Super disappointed!