Nothing special

As I arrived to the strip club, I noticed that my vehicle was one of the only vehicles in the parking lot. This is typical for this club in the afternoon during the week. I personally prefer to go to a strip club that is not busy. Anyway, as I entered the strip club there was no cover and they were offering two for one domestic drafts. I enjoyed my two bud lights. There were only about four dancers in the club. One dancer immediately approached me before I could even get my beer. This is kind of a turn off to me so unless the dancer has really good stripper game I probably would turn her down. This dancer was really nothing special. She was slightly overweight, white, be cops, and a below average ass. I sent her packing. As I was finishing up my first beer very pleasant stripper approach me. She kept trying to get me to upgrade and go to the VIP. I realize that these dancers are self-employed but at least give me a dance or two before you try to upsell me. I did end up getting one floor dance with her and it was nothing special. Very rarely at this club would I get anything more than just an average dance. Another a dancer approached me who was again maybe a seven on her best day. She sat next to me and gave me some stripper shit. She was actually pretty cool. She had a really nice perky C cops, ass, and a beautiful face, black. I got four dances from her which were above average for this club. By that time I was done with my final beer.